Glass snail
Posted 10th Oct 2025r/snail
Incubating a clutch of dragon eggs
Posted 11th Jul 2024r/notinteresting
What do you use the shaved beef steak for? It’s so good there’s never any left by the time I get home
Posted 19th Mar 2024r/traderjoes
🙌🏽🙀
Posted 12th Mar 2024r/CatsAreMuslim
Idiot crab misplaced its legs
Posted 14th Dec 2023r/CrabsAreFuckingStupid
He was a noble steed
Posted 28th Aug 2023r/wrongnumber
i sold my soup to the devil
Posted 26th Jul 2023r/lies
This steak was marked down to $3 because it was past it’s sell-by date. Didn’t taste that bad after pounding it into submission and drowning it in Worcestershire sauce.
Posted 18th Jul 2023r/shittyfoodporn
Giraffes naturally have very bendy necks. The ones you see at zoos are fed viagra to keep their necks stiff and make them seem taller and more impressive.
Posted 1st Jun 2023r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Epaulette sharks are inveterate smokers and will walk any distance to get their fix
How long snails sleep
Posted 12th May 2023r/snail
Snail chores
Posted 12th Apr 2023r/snail
Pidser-Rechte
Posted 6th Mar 2023r/wirklichgutefrage
Parkour
Posted 5th Mar 2023r/snail
Nein, du musst einen importieren.
Posted 15th Feb 2023r/wirklichgutefrage
Dreamt that spaghetti carbonara was called spaghetti spartacus and it had a cute little face, so I made some as soon as I woke up. Was not a good breakfast.
Posted 15th Feb 2023r/somnigastronomy
Blursed snail
Posted 14th Feb 2023r/snail
This fine snail is employed at Walmart.
Astaghfirullah
Posted 4th Feb 2023r/SchnitzelVerbrechen
Roasting up a fresh batch of kitties for this week's meal prep!
Posted 30th Jan 2023r/cateatingvegans
When you're sick with a sore throat
Posted 12th Jan 2023r/Rammstein
Excellent deal on limes!
Posted 12th Jan 2023r/funnysigns
Advertisement for a meatball restaurant in Stockholm
TIL: Eisschwingen (wrestling on ice) is a style of folk wrestling native to Switzerland. In this popular winter sport, competitors grab onto each other's Schwingerhosen (wrestling breeches) and attempt to be the first person to pin the opponent's shoulder to the ice, thereby winning the bout.
Posted 9th Jan 2023r/ShittyTodayILearned
TIL: Windmills exist to grind up big, menacing gusts of wind into smaller, more manageable breezes. Without windmills, the entire country of the Netherlands would have blown away into the sea.
Posted 5th Jan 2023r/ShittyTodayILearned
List of snail sounds
Posted 4th Jan 2023r/snail
Incredible deal on limes today!
Posted 9th Dec 2022r/Safeway
This is my cat. His name is Thick Tiddy Potato Salad.
Posted 4th Dec 2022r/lies
Schnitzel aus der Dose
Posted 1st Dec 2022r/SchnitzelVerbrechen
I’m 5 and this is macaroni with apple sauce
Posted 26th Nov 2022r/Im5andthisismacaroni
Dreamt there was a television ad in which a guy sat in his car in the garage with the engine on until he suffocated. Then it cut to a Toyota screen with a caption saying this wouldn’t have happened if he’d bought the all new all electric 2023 Toyota Prius.
Posted 21st Nov 2022r/thomastheplankengine
Biggus Sluggus
Posted 7th Nov 2022r/Slug
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