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Warum eine Lüge aus dem Jahr 1233 schwarze Katzen ruinierte #mittelalter #darkhistory #katzen

Posted 18th Apr 2026u/xMarc98

Shitty fact about cows: they walk into tornadoes to cause property damage because they hate us for eating them. It’s a common thing in Kansas, every couple weeks or so.

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/brandonwrightmusic

Shitty animal fact: in 1985 (kosovo gained independence) domestic cat litterboxes actually contained a fatal amount of lead on the material so cats licking their paws would ingest the lead would succumb to fatal death, cat deaths skyrocketed to 100 in Nebraska.

Posted 9th Mar 2026u/Xx_Schizophrenia_xX

Otters are trained to find ship parts underwater. This one has a pair of plumbing tubes.

Posted 24th Feb 2026u/Assistant222324

Fun Fact: Camel. The world's first camel was also the last. Since the camel's water source was on its back, it had no way to drink it. Therefore the camel is extinct. FACT.

Posted 7th Feb 2026u/d-wella

Sloths can starve to death with a full stomach because their digestion is so slow. Productivity icons, truly.

Posted 27th Jan 2026u/Ok-Wishbone-4169

By lying in a sunny spot long enough, a cat can absorb enough energy to make its own sunny spot

Posted 14th Dec 2025u/ECatPlay

Posted 14th Dec 2025u/dancopPL

Crazyy, I didn't knew that

Posted 5th Dec 2025u/InstructionCute5502

These are mouse hammocks, carefully woven by tiny woodland upholstery spiders.

Posted 4th Dec 2025u/gramur_natsy

This stork had just given birth to a human baby, but the baby fell and snapped the umbilical cord. Four in eight storks drop newborns every year.

Posted 30th Nov 2025u/Myrtle_Nut

This little piggy ate hamberder sandwiches

Posted 29th Nov 2025u/Myrtle_Nut

A "wishball" for birds is analogous to what humans call a "wishbone".

Posted 28th Nov 2025u/flippingtimmy

Dachsunds are Tiny Unevolved Pinnipeds.

Posted 10th Nov 2025u/Own-Flan-8353

Wallabies will often enter a depressive slump and contemplate their life decisions.

Posted 7th Nov 2025u/Morgie-woo

Rare fossil from 2024 revealed the ancient dinosaur Psittacosaurus had been petting a cat in the wrong direction

Posted 14th Oct 2025u/TheGreatQuetz

Echidnas are enslaved by birds, who use their strong digging skills to harvest precious bugs and worms.

Posted 30th Sep 2025u/flippingtimmy

It's the darndest thing!

Posted 23rd Sep 2025u/Pumuckl4Life

Due to their forward weight distribution, when falling vertically, once inflated, the English bulldog will use it's lips, as a parachute to control descent.

Posted 7th Sep 2025u/DoubleManufacturer10

Qik penguin facts

Posted 2nd Sep 2025u/Miserable-Sweet9653

Reptiles and mammals evolved separately, except for snakes. Snakes evolved from shrews.

Posted 26th Aug 2025u/ECatPlay

Foxes are just dogs running CatOS

Posted 22nd Aug 2025u/Weekly-Fee-8896

The Indri's name alledgedly comes from Malagasy word meaning "There it is". This is because the guy who named it was a fan of Tag Team.

Posted 17th Aug 2025u/Geoconyxdiablus

The fisherman was diagnosed with deep voice and glowing eyes.

Posted 11th Aug 2025u/Caeflin

Cats sleep for at least 12 hours a day. That is because they are lazy and have no jobs.

Posted 30th Jul 2025u/John_Gamefreak

French bulldogs evolved this tongue to taste the air for nearby snacks.

Posted 9th Jul 2025u/KlutzyAthlete189

Posted 6th Jul 2025u/TechyTREX

The crater is the only natural predator of meteors. This is why the moon, which has many craters, has never had a mass extinction from a meteor impact, but the earth has.

Posted 1st Jul 2025u/Accredited_Dumbass

A rare photo of a normally elusive mother plane carrying its child to a new nest.

Posted 19th Jun 2025u/Improvedandconfused

In an attempt to show the commercial potential of genetic engineering research, scientists in the late 2000s created a species of pet and sniff chinchillas. They were a complete commercial failure due to the high cost and because the only flavor they made

Posted 10th Jun 2025u/cnrintershight5

Worker bees are now required by OSHA to wear high visibility orange sleeves, while at the job site.

Posted 5th Jun 2025u/ECatPlay

In addition to wearing glasses, spectacled bears are one of the smallest bears in the world. This is why other bears steal their lunch money.

Posted 1st Jun 2025u/Accredited_Dumbass

Arctic Monkeys are called arctic monkeys cause they live in arctic pole.

Posted 28th May 2025u/ultrainstinct1625

Known as White Eyes in Japan, Silvereyes in Australia and Wax Eyes in New Zealand, the Glock Flock is responsible for 90% of the illicit trafficking of seeds.

Posted 17th May 2025u/flippingtimmy

the reason mountains can grow so much bigger than other animals is because they have no natural predators

Posted 6th May 2025u/Accredited_Dumbass

Hallucigenia could not move backward. It could only move forward, until its enemies were destroyed.

Posted 4th Apr 2025u/Accredited_Dumbass

Tyrannosaurus Rex evolved to be so big, so they could defend themselves from cats.

Posted 27th Mar 2025u/ECatPlay

Cool animal facts?

Posted 24th Mar 2025Deleted user

Otters have excellent singing voices.

Posted 23rd Dec 2024u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Sun bears are the smallest, most arboreal, least studied, and 👅𝓕 𝓡 𝓔 𝓐 𝓚 𝓘 𝓔 𝓢 𝓣 👅species of bear in the world.

Posted 17th Dec 2024u/Accredited_Dumbass

Kangaroo's are so sensitive to the misuse of apostrophe's that they become physically sick when they see it.

Posted 15th Dec 2024u/flippingtimmy

Fun fact: wolves are known to migrate very fastly during the winter by flying higher than trees in a straight line

Posted 2nd Dec 2024u/uncommoncommoner

I present... the Pumpkin Toadlet

Posted 21st Nov 2024u/applepiiiiiie

Beavers are compelled to build dams because the sound of running water makes them have to pee.

Posted 16th Nov 2024u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam

To avoid extinction, the Zombie Puma is known to suck brains from unsuspecting victims

Posted 14th Nov 2024u/googonite

Hippos are into poop.

Posted 14th Oct 2024u/ShannyGasm

Zoological garden organise blind dates for endangered species. Bella received some lipstick here.

Posted 8th Oct 2024u/Caeflin

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