Crabs Are Fucking Stupid

Anything that shows how stupid some crabs can be, because crabs are in fact fucking stupid. (Please don't actually hurt our hard shelled friends, this is a parody sub)

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Crabs Love Cancer

Posted 23rd Nov 2025u/skobbokels

Rak Rak, No Work, Rak Rak!

Posted 9th Oct 2024u/melodyandmedley

Stupid crab try to steal a camera

Posted 17th Sep 2024u/lluks666

Posted 12th Apr 2024u/Due_Brilliant_5075

Idiot crab misplaced its legs

Posted 14th Dec 2023u/snokkw

What a bunch of morons !

Posted 5th Dec 2023u/lluks666

Little fella climbs inside the trunk, can't get out

Posted 20th Nov 2023u/MaximusLazinus

Woke up to see this in my kitchen, I live in the middle of the mountains like 500 km from the nearest beach.

Posted 13th Sep 2023u/Chumbag_love

Look at this stupid fucking idiot thinking that coconut will keep him from getting wet. YOU'RE GONNA FALL, AND IF IT DOESNT HAPPEN NATURALLY, I WILL HELP NATURE!

Posted 28th Jul 2023u/NecroOfShadow

They Will Hold People Hostage, And Boil Themselves Alive

Posted 5th May 2023u/okpablomustard

sea food is my favorite!

Posted 17th Feb 2023u/brodude707

Posted 8th Oct 2022u/MariSylveon

this is Dio... he is a little silly sometimes.

Posted 18th Aug 2022u/cut-the-cords

Couldn’t find a shell like a loser.

Posted 5th Aug 2022u/IMakeStuffUppp

[OC] do you see him

Posted 10th Jul 2022u/shomelle

Posted 4th Jul 2022u/cut-the-cords

Wiping sand from it's eyes

Posted 2nd Jul 2022Deleted user

Dio you bloody idiot !!!!

Posted 19th May 2022u/Deku_silvasol

rip to my friend who I bought just yesterday. He somehow was found on lower floor of my house, no idea how he got there

Posted 26th Mar 2022u/JanIntelkor

Posted 19th Jan 2022u/Better-Will-9187

Watch this and tell me in good faith you still think crabs are stupid

Posted 8th Jan 2022u/RoyBogs

…annnnd he’s gone!

Posted 7th Jan 2022u/ClippingTetris

This absolute unit of a crab stealing (and breaking) a guy's golf clubs

Posted 5th Jan 2022u/TheSparkyNator

Mr Krabs Dies(SAD ENDING)

Posted 4th Dec 2021u/Turtleman1878

This Crab is Fucking Stupid

Posted 12th Nov 2021u/RadicalCharizard

Posted 6th Nov 2021u/Patience-Frequent

4 Nights Of Crab Hunting In Jamaica

Posted 7th Sep 2021u/NatureyaardstyleJA

Look at this dumbass fighting a shadow

Posted 2nd Aug 2021Deleted user

GIANT ISOPOD GRINDSET

Posted 14th Jul 2021u/Least_Cookie9631

Posted 9th Jul 2021u/Least_Cookie9631

What is Speed-Crabbing?

Posted 2nd May 2021u/EddieAdams007

What a fucking idiot expecting us to play his games

Posted 10th Apr 2021u/NecroOfShadow

Stupid crab propaganda smh

Posted 22nd Mar 2021u/OrganicMEATS

Do Crabs Smokes? 🦀 🚬

Posted 8th Mar 2021u/Hopeful_Permission88

Posted 8th Feb 2021u/XxRetardedNormie69xX

Why’re they in unison though?

Posted 6th Feb 2021u/confidence-penticorn

LMAO stinky crab

Posted 6th Dec 2020u/OrganicMEATS

Crabs have no hardships, try and change my mind

Posted 5th Dec 2020u/urban_villainz

Soon all crabs will have lung caner😍

Posted 3rd Dec 2020u/urban_villainz

fucking dumbass crab cant do shit

Posted 28th Nov 2020u/ThatCommunistKid

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