cathostage: a place where we celebrate our servitude to feline overlords

Can you move when the cat sits on your lap? Yes or No? Trick question. There is no yes, there is only no. [THEME SONG](https://v.redd.it/l52viyfdt6c81)

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Well I WAS going to go get a snack.

Posted 25th May 2025u/TellMyCatToShutUp

Someone saw that I needed to do work on the computer and had to put a stop to it 😾

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/marikira13

my pinky is numb (she’s sleeping on it)

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/hei-lotus

I'm sorry boss, can't work today (second one is on the left!)

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/nedodao

Making Sure I Work

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/Due_Caterpillar3080

Hold my head for a second, it’s been 30 minutes.

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/Jackula83

Tortie Trapping

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/Thompson_Sharpsville

Zero dignity, maximum effort

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/Limp-Climate-3938

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/LauraLand27

Does it count as a hostage situation if I don’t want to move?

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/twisted_luce

Hold my head for a second, it’s been 30 minutes.

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/Jackula83

I need to be somewhere else in 7 minutes

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/didicacafefe

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/AllexHandsome

My baby boy is seal point, blue point, tabby point and chocolate point

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/Barbiebbw

Sam you can't claim entire human limbs, that belongs to your dad!

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/ProudnotLoud

The Perfect Visual Description of This Subreddit

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/le_raveli

It's only a paw, but I dare not move lest the baby wakes up

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/manic_Brain

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/Metroknight

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/BubblyFangz

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/IllustratorOdd5608

Coffee and Chocolate Chip Muffins exist, but so does this.

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/andtbhidgaf

That’s my mug raising arm

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/Consistent_Bake_5428

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/Nude_Pagan_Dude_50

Dork wont let me game.

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/Psico

Never had a lap cat until she came along. Now I never wanna move.

Posted 18th Apr 2026u/Aggressive-Tap-7056

Guess who just lost bed rights

Posted 18th Apr 2026u/Lumynarsty

Double trouble captivity

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/Environmental_Sun822

My favorite excuse to sit around and do nothing. I am pillow.

Posted 18th Apr 2026u/delamitri_ban

This will be your Saturday dad

Posted 18th Apr 2026u/FrankTheTnkk

I really have to pee...

Posted 18th Apr 2026u/Librarianatrix

She controls tv viewing

Posted 18th Apr 2026u/IMA-Witch

Welp, so much for dinner plans

Posted 18th Apr 2026u/PoisonWaffle3

My boss said go to work. My cat said no, I listened.

Posted 17th Apr 2026u/dadwholikescartoons

How dare I try to be productive

Posted 17th Apr 2026u/Realistic-Village-63

Backwards Hostage?

Posted 16th Apr 2026u/HPcatmom

My back is starting to hurt

Posted 17th Apr 2026u/manic_Brain

He fell asleep; I lost my rights

Posted 16th Apr 2026u/twisted_luce

This seems like a coordinated hostage job...

Posted 16th Apr 2026u/ProudnotLoud

I was away from home for 5 days

Posted 16th Apr 2026u/Consistent_Bake_5428

I was gonna go to the gym...

Posted 16th Apr 2026u/Late_Potato_Chip

Posted 16th Apr 2026u/Adventurous_Land7584

Posted 16th Apr 2026u/One-Grape-8659

Guess I'm not doing laundry today

Posted 16th Apr 2026u/PlentyCow8258

Laid down for 5 minutes after work, looks like I live here now.

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/lizzie_90

Just started a new job on Monday

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/Ginway1010

Hostage situation in progress on my bed, negotiations going poorly

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/Spirited_Concern6824

Not a hostage situation but

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/Ok_Painter462

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