cathostage: a place where we celebrate our servitude to feline overlords

Can you move when the cat sits on your lap? Yes or No? Trick question. There is no yes, there is only no. [THEME SONG](https://v.redd.it/l52viyfdt6c81)

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My tornado buddy. He didn’t want me blowing away.

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/Computer_Particular

I'm stuck. What should I do?

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/jametinhasdito

I need to pee so bad and get ready for bed, guess i’m stuck here 🙃

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/shwoffi

My hostage taker graciously allowed my to use the bathroom... being allowed to get back up however was a different story...

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/JimHFD103

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/rockford_blackcat

she’s princess

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/boopdeloop911

just learned that this subreddit existed, had to offer some photos <3

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/boredcatisbored

I stranded my husband and he suffered under the tyranny of our orange floof.

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/manderbruin

brutal. they take shifts.

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/oh_no__notagain

Apparently between my legs is the coziest place ever...

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/ProudnotLoud

Oh well, grocery shopping’s off the table

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/QuietSqueaking

He is taking hostage of my leather jacket. I have to leave!!!!

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/soft_core666

I was supposed to be in class 20 minutes ago

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/Significant-Emu-2385

Bongo is a Master of minimalist hostage taking

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/StormofRavens

I'm smitten with my lil' buttface

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/gooeyjasper

I am thirsty and starving. Send snacks!

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/Ashamed-Film3241

Mack (17) always turns into a velcro cat after I’ve been on holiday…

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/ShiftyPowers79

Never had the danglers dangle over me! Extreme hostage situation!

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/Ok-Cardiologist3042

cat butt asphyxiation

Posted 13th Apr 2026u/Used_Combination75

I need to make dinner but I can't interrupt this...

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/PoisonWaffle3

Guess I'm not getting up

Posted 13th Apr 2026u/woodpeckers8787

Cutest hostage taker in history

Posted 13th Apr 2026u/linsane_asylum

Reached for my sweatshirt then a sudden hostage situation

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/TheReallyAngryOne

Well at least my chest is warm 🧡

Posted 13th Apr 2026u/ProudnotLoud

I was going to do laundry! Oh well

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/Messy-Joes

I had the AUDACITY to take a trip for 3 nights…

Posted 13th Apr 2026u/HPcatmom

It seems my WFH day is really done...

Posted 13th Apr 2026u/Catinkah

I asked my husband to rescue me -- he sent me this.

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/alwayslovelyday

How it started … how it’s going

Posted 13th Apr 2026u/BCMyer

Having a Bad Brain Day, I Think Fred Noticed

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/Tree__Jesus

Wrong cat holding me hostage

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/MeanSecurity

cheddar eagerly awaits the new euphoria episode

Posted 13th Apr 2026u/DrySecretary8375

Guess I'm sleeping at my computer tonight. 😂

Posted 13th Apr 2026u/UmlautHerper

I guess I don't really need to move. 😺

Posted 13th Apr 2026u/Canna-Cat

Well, at least one of us is comfortable

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/Morning_Mantis

Church is in 3 hours. I don’t think I’m going to make it.

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/Lemondsingle

I'm hungry and need to pee. But, he's been upset. So, here we are...

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/ascaffo

It’s OK, I never really wanted to get up anyway

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/sticazzi-ragazzi

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/ColdCriticism8981

Why do these feetsies have the pressure of 1,000 Mack trucks?

Posted 11th Apr 2026u/fleshtastical

My foot is asleep but I don't care because LOOK AT THAT FACE

Posted 11th Apr 2026u/jem3278

Posted 11th Apr 2026u/coffeecat551

Posted 11th Apr 2026u/WheelieWonka

New kitten - refuses to sleep in the plethora of beds I’ve provided. I’m not mad (excuse my pjs we’re chilling apparently 🤣)

Posted 11th Apr 2026u/twisted_luce

10min after human got home

Posted 11th Apr 2026u/CaffeineAndHorses

asked if I can get 2nd cup of coffee, got met with judgement.

Posted 11th Apr 2026u/andtbhidgaf

Sleeping on the job.

Posted 11th Apr 2026u/Computer_Particular

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