Pizza Crimes

For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

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Courtesy of my MIL: Bacon BBQ frozen pizza topped with canned peaches and "melted" gouda

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/blabbermouthPT

I love pizza and I love Cheez-It but I'm scared. Is this a crime?

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/CrashRiot

Pizza crime advertised for a food tour

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/Priority_Pony

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/Classic-Lie7836

Chopped pork on top of pasta on top of pizza

Posted 10th Apr 2026u/Jokrong

Nothing but bbq sauce

Posted 9th Apr 2026u/Candid_Lab_2998

Pizza pirates on the loose

Posted 10th Apr 2026u/Burrito-Mage

Posted 8th Apr 2026u/Wargreymonmanteiga

Posted 7th Apr 2026u/Background-Soil-9130

My dad said he didn't want a full slice of pizza, so he took a slice of a slice. This is how he cut it.

Posted 7th Apr 2026u/Lepke2011

Every week I split a pizza with my friend. I make sure to cut his half in a Devious way each time. What should I do next?

Posted 6th Apr 2026u/Various_Strain5693

Friend made a pizza with Reese's peanut butter chips, I'll just leave this here...

Posted 7th Apr 2026u/Minute-Pomelo9302

a frozzen pizza from carrefour

Posted 7th Apr 2026u/AdConstant9018

Posted 6th Apr 2026u/Paldis

The age old question

Posted 6th Apr 2026u/Z_Pibb

I came home to this. Do i need to call the Police? Im just tired.

Posted 5th Apr 2026u/Awareee98

Think I f***ed up my pizza (Italy pls dont sue me)

Posted 6th Apr 2026u/yodygill

Posted 5th Apr 2026u/mcflyhigh1200

Behold the SkyRosa! Pizza with a cheese coney on top, the delicacy of Great American Ball Park

Posted 5th Apr 2026u/Double-Bend-716

Misdemeanor or felony?

Posted 5th Apr 2026u/Cynykl

My sister’s Sicilian Slice

Posted 4th Apr 2026u/Full-Shallot-948

Mum made a "pizza" using a tortilla wrap

Posted 3rd Apr 2026u/Retrospectre01

Father invited me over for veggie pizza his wife was making... I passed.

Posted 3rd Apr 2026u/Appropriate_Shake265

Posted 2nd Apr 2026u/tobins75

Little late night pizza pizza

Posted 3rd Apr 2026u/GoofyGoose92

Am i a criminal for this??

Posted 1st Apr 2026u/Ozorius1

Pickled mustard greens on pepperoni pizza.

Posted 1st Apr 2026u/Jackwife

Is my Guinness Gravy cheddar cheese pizza a crime?

Posted 1st Apr 2026u/Holiveya-LesBIonic

Made a pizza with a wrap for the crust today.

Posted 1st Apr 2026u/ArfTheBeast

Friend from Sweden sent me this monstrosity

Posted 31st Mar 2026u/hakklihajawhatever

Did i commit a crime today? Costco cheese. Added the free raw onion and yellow mustard.

Posted 30th Mar 2026u/EPIC_NERD_HYPE

WTF, Pizza Hut?

Posted 30th Mar 2026u/The_Spectral_Spartan

How do you like my chaos cut?

Posted 30th Mar 2026u/KeenActual

Cooked under a heated argument (over the sardines I guess)

Posted 30th Mar 2026u/Stranger1982

Look at the second picture.

Posted 29th Mar 2026u/Missingyoutoohard

Extra large pepperoni pizza arrived as a lump of dough

Posted 29th Mar 2026u/LieOhMy

I feel as if I'm back in Sicily

Posted 28th Mar 2026u/Lad_of_the_Lake

In honour of the latest update, I made Ravenfield-themed pizza!

Posted 29th Mar 2026u/Cointhe_3evee

Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Pizza So I Put Pizza Toppings On Your Pizza!

Posted 28th Mar 2026u/TirelessGuardian

I don’t see the pizza :(

Posted 28th Mar 2026u/ami-ly

Pizza that I forgot in my car for over a week in warm SoCal weather has not grown any mold

Posted 28th Mar 2026u/ThatDeuce

I apologise for my fellow countryman...

Posted 26th Mar 2026u/maltanis

I was told to post here but I know I'm innocent.

Posted 25th Mar 2026u/THEElleHell

When my girlfriend eats pizza with me, she scrapes off all the toppings and just eats the bread

Posted 25th Mar 2026u/uiouyug

Would you eat this

Posted 25th Mar 2026u/loka_saint

Original poster likes 'em burnt, the Skywalker Mustafar special

Posted 25th Mar 2026u/Stranger1982

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