Pizza Crimes

For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

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Posted 25th Mar 2026u/purussa

Cruel and unusual punishment??? Dinner in the Federal system tonight. Summer sausage + Mackerel pizza 🤢

Posted 25th Mar 2026u/Sw4nR0ns0n

Posted 24th Mar 2026u/Double_Preparation1

Motel 6 parking lot

Posted 23rd Mar 2026u/Odd_Studio2870

Babe, what’s wrong? You didn’t even touch your sour dough pepperoni pizza with spicy goat cheese crust and potato cream cheese pockets on top… Wait I smoked it all myself?

Posted 23rd Mar 2026u/duploq

Good onion to pizza ratio?

Posted 23rd Mar 2026u/LastDiveBar510

How i like my Pizza

Posted 22nd Mar 2026u/0_09_9

Some Cholesterol friendly pizza for a night out

Posted 22nd Mar 2026u/Bumble_Bunz

Today’s dining hall dinner. “Pizza” with a freeze pop.

Posted 21st Mar 2026u/Dipskiff

I think she did great for her first time, but that cheese.... 😡

Posted 21st Mar 2026u/Character_Stick_1218

Should I do this or will I be committing a crime?

Posted 21st Mar 2026u/tongfather

Only in Japan, advertised as if it was completely reasonable

Posted 21st Mar 2026u/Stranger1982

I’m done with domino’s. Horrible tasting sourdough pizza from domino’s vs yummy Sourdough pizza from a pizzeria at the SAME PRICE!

Posted 21st Mar 2026u/c2s2

Behold the Swedish Afrikana Pizza

Posted 21st Mar 2026u/hanapolipomodoroyrag

Is this how a Pizza should be received?

Posted 21st Mar 2026u/khushal_1001

Posted 21st Mar 2026u/Ok_Ranger1275

spaghetti pizza

Posted 21st Mar 2026u/hedonicbagel

Asked for extra CRIME!!

Posted 20th Mar 2026u/DJDemyan

The worse the pizza, the better the house?

Posted 21st Mar 2026u/Lurkie2

Ordered this for lunch

Posted 19th Mar 2026u/Melody_39

Does this count?

Posted 18th Mar 2026u/saschinskii

my store-bought pizza came with an odd cheese clump thing

Posted 17th Mar 2026u/Accurate-Temporary73

Ah yes, let's use ketchup to make pizza. Nothing wrong with that.

Posted 16th Mar 2026u/icompletetasks

Got served pizza on my flight

Posted 16th Mar 2026u/BaseHitToLeft

Buffalo chicken pizza

Posted 15th Mar 2026u/DeadDovah

Cut preference: All of them

Posted 15th Mar 2026u/HolySHlT

Sunny D Hulk Sauce Widow Cheese pizza...Did not taste like Sunny D...Been great if it did but pep spoiled day after

Posted 15th Mar 2026u/Massive-Handz

Swedish pizza anyone?

Posted 15th Mar 2026u/flappintitties

Is this creamy pizza bunghole a crime?

Posted 14th Mar 2026u/Brenden-C

Corn pizza with beer

Posted 14th Mar 2026u/ROKsergeant

This Russian delivery 💀

Posted 14th Mar 2026u/Stranger1982

Cornbread taco pizza! Can’t wait to celebrate pi day tomorrow!

Posted 14th Mar 2026u/Rob-Loring

What’s wrong babe? You hardly touched your bacon wrapped cheesy glizzy crust Peperoni pizza with garlic bread on top

Posted 12th Mar 2026u/Groxee

Posted 12th Mar 2026u/onko342

This abomination of a “pizza” I found when scrolling

Posted 11th Mar 2026u/Traditional-You8927

Green bean puree brunch pizza

Posted 11th Mar 2026u/TBSchemer

Vegan Sausage Pizza with Cauliflower Crust

Posted 10th Mar 2026u/MonsieurEpinards

Braided crust meatball pizza

Posted 10th Mar 2026u/Savage666999

A pizza someone ordered at my store, exactly how they wanted it.

Posted 10th Mar 2026u/Moonfallz1

Pizza made out of tortilla

Posted 10th Mar 2026u/ChoiceSmart323

Posted 9th Mar 2026u/glc_2814

I have no words…

Posted 10th Mar 2026u/Hyefyve

What my friend does to pizza

Posted 9th Mar 2026u/Full-Shallot-948

From when I was visiting the DHS campus in Washington DC a few months ago

Posted 8th Mar 2026u/No_Internet8453

Banana bacon barbeque pizza

Posted 8th Mar 2026u/AzuraStrife4

from my local german pizza place. i am not even sure where to begin...

Posted 8th Mar 2026u/KeK_What

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