Pizza Crimes

For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

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Posted 7th Mar 2026u/LuksGibson

Homemade pizzaghetti, was told this belongued here

Posted 6th Mar 2026u/Griffounet

Even a lousy looking pizza deserves better than that

Posted 7th Mar 2026u/UsedWelcome5903

Tried posting in the pizza sub, and the downvotes lead me here.

Posted 6th Mar 2026u/twohundred37

Is grease a topping or underlayment?

Posted 6th Mar 2026u/gibson1029384756

If wrestling is fake explain this

Posted 5th Mar 2026u/akotash

Posted 5th Mar 2026u/neperevarine

Posted 4th Mar 2026u/Analogmon

Posted 2nd Mar 2026u/stvnprz

What do we say about this?

Posted 3rd Mar 2026u/Bennyseed

Posted 2nd Mar 2026u/MLK_ALX77

My attempt of a NY style pie…

Posted 2nd Mar 2026u/Mindless-Tea7663

I made a jalapeño pizza with chili instead of marinara...

Posted 2nd Mar 2026u/Aggravating-Drop-686

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Posted 28th Feb 2026u/co1lectivechaos

Inspired by the Magic the gathering and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crossover, I made a spicy oatmeal pizza

Posted 28th Feb 2026u/phulad

Frozen Pizza 🍕

Posted 28th Feb 2026u/samson-221

Precrime against supermarket pizzas and humanity

Posted 27th Feb 2026u/aprilhare

I made a Midnight themed Calzone pizza... Happy launch day

Posted 27th Feb 2026u/MirageArcane

Posted 26th Feb 2026u/AppointmentSensitive

[I ate] Korean BBQ fusion pizza

Posted 26th Feb 2026u/utterlyuncool

Couldn't focus on the rest of a meeting because I bit an almost perfect circle into this pizza slice.

Posted 27th Feb 2026u/Technical-Future-513

Open wide !! Here comes the airplaneee ✈️

Posted 25th Feb 2026u/moonwaternymph

Oh hell no…… 😫

Posted 25th Feb 2026u/moonwaternymph

I don’t care how stoned you are, no!

Posted 25th Feb 2026u/JTB696699

Crime/no crime?

Posted 25th Feb 2026u/pLeThOrAx

Imitation or crime?

Posted 25th Feb 2026u/BigBlacksmith5196

Dear pizza experts

Posted 25th Feb 2026u/Rough_Onion5734

Ordered a Pepperonipizza…

Posted 24th Feb 2026u/Illustrious_Dot7890

Posted 24th Feb 2026u/yoodle

Want some Pizza with your Arugula?

Posted 24th Feb 2026u/Cultural_Plankton763

Homemade dumplings on digiornos za

Posted 22nd Feb 2026u/A_Rats_Dick

Spaghetti pizza

Posted 21st Feb 2026u/JB3DS28

Does this qualify? It was delicious. My friend called it a hate crime! Cadaques, Spain.

Posted 21st Feb 2026u/Weird-Weakness-3191

Reverse (?) stuff crust pizza

Posted 22nd Feb 2026u/Lyriiciist

Posted 21st Feb 2026u/N00tMe

Paid a hefty price for this.

Posted 20th Feb 2026u/iHate_Allsortofthngs

Posted 20th Feb 2026u/Spectre_Ice

My wife cooked the pizza a couple minutes too long…

Posted 21st Feb 2026u/Buy_Anxious

Egg Salad Pizza

Posted 20th Feb 2026u/funeralbot

Some people say microwaving frozen pizza is a crime... if it is, lock me up for eternity because it is good af

Posted 20th Feb 2026u/Affectionate_Bad3908

Selling flour tortillas as "crispy pizza base"

Posted 19th Feb 2026u/jippert_

Hot dog flatbread pizza anyone?

Posted 19th Feb 2026u/OneLargeCloroxPlz

Pizza 🍕 with guac 🥑😆

Posted 20th Feb 2026u/J_dogg987

Posted 19th Feb 2026u/ThatDeuce

This is downright heinous.

Posted 19th Feb 2026u/AntisocialDick

We really need a detective

Posted 19th Feb 2026u/Stranger1982

I was told I need to post this from my college dining hall

Posted 18th Feb 2026u/LastBeginning9712

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