Pizza Crimes

For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

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The pizzas at my uni are fucking diabolical 💀

Posted 29th Apr 2026u/Ok_Rabbit_6982

Has this been half-cooked?

Posted 28th Apr 2026u/fresh-coffee

Is this a pizza? Or a quesadilla?

Posted 29th Apr 2026u/No-Profile-2317

"American" Pizza in Germany

Posted 27th Apr 2026u/Glittering_Suit_2817

This is the second time that my “15 inch” pizza measured at under 12

Posted 28th Apr 2026u/teachingroland

Surely this needs to be here

Posted 28th Apr 2026u/tintedrosestinted

Cosmic Brownie Pizza Samdwich

Posted 27th Apr 2026u/Powerful-Present6687

Is it a crime to make an AI pizza?

Posted 27th Apr 2026u/Lexotron

I wish this was some fake meme I saw, but this was actually on sale at Aldi this week.

Posted 26th Apr 2026u/ChicagoTeri

The "Volcano" lived up to its name and destroyed the local village🍕

Posted 26th Apr 2026u/ananyaasharma812

New Amtrak pizza

Posted 25th Apr 2026u/mergplatelip

Stay classy Saskatchewan

Posted 26th Apr 2026u/LocalH

Multiple crimes in one go pineapple tuna and more

Posted 25th Apr 2026u/sohereiamacrazyalien

Posted 25th Apr 2026u/AProperCunt

Posted 24th Apr 2026u/specTrumDNB

Daily special from the work site cafeteria

Posted 24th Apr 2026u/Fenneca

Wegmans $5 cold sadness

Posted 22nd Apr 2026u/HeyLookImInterneting

This Indian delivery

Posted 22nd Apr 2026u/Stranger1982

Burned pizza + complimentary "wedges"

Posted 21st Apr 2026u/Eyfura

Pineapples and rotten Avocado

Posted 21st Apr 2026u/Salty_Ad_1754

Just posted by Mr Peanut Warning: Contains Nuts

Posted 21st Apr 2026u/EvolZippo

There needs to be a school lunch flair

Posted 21st Apr 2026u/WorldlinessAlive

He blamed it on the wind

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/dauntlessowl

Pizza Sushi... Or Sushi Pizza... Either way this is stupid

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/drahmus

Tragedy on a blustery day

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/askmeaboutmyproblems

It’s the cow stew pizza with bone marrow crust, y’all!

Posted 18th Apr 2026u/No_Pea8665

Pepperoni Meatza

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/Accomplished_Cod1393

What does that trigger in you?

Posted 18th Apr 2026u/TacoThorsten

I am in a restaurant that puts orange slices on their pizza!!!

Posted 17th Apr 2026u/ohhdannyboy

I present, Wisconsin pizza

Posted 17th Apr 2026u/cltncrts

Made orange pizza aka CLINTON NJ STYLE

Posted 17th Apr 2026u/Nazzel_man_17

I feel like they Frisbeed my dinner

Posted 17th Apr 2026u/Ok-Visual-6675

Does pizza need tomato sauce?

Posted 17th Apr 2026u/duploq

Explain how this Frankenstein pizza happened

Posted 17th Apr 2026u/cprice12

One cheeseless abomination and one odd sidekick

Posted 16th Apr 2026u/erokingu85

Tried Domino's new dipping sauce

Posted 16th Apr 2026u/ZacRobinson

4/20 pizza with Slim Jims, Doritos, Mountain Dew Crust, Monster Jalapenos, and beer cheese

Posted 16th Apr 2026u/Sevuhrow

Look how they massacred my boy

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/bnmm44

This lethal technique should be prohibited in wrestling.

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/sausage-deluxxxe

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/prisongovernor

Today's ration: pizza again, with a soft undercooked crust, pepperoni, and the last of my pickled jalapenos from 2022.

Posted 15th Apr 2026u/Ponjos

My pizza delivery guy haven’t played Death Stranding

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/Stranger1982

Cheese pizza with peanut butter, bacon bits, and fried onions on top

Posted 13th Apr 2026u/Massive-Handz

Anybody like green onions ?

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/PhatPanda69699

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/Massive-Handz

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