MRW me, an intellectual, is denied intercourse by a Roxoid
Posted 24th Jul 2018u/Discombobulated_Mode
Goof-icular was just pictured being BRUTALLY GOOF MOGGED by an ASU Pete leader
Posted 11th Mar 2026u/zzcolby
Love Will Goof Us Apart
Posted 17th Feb 2025u/zzcolby
This is going to ruin the Goof tour!
Posted 6th Jul 2024u/zzcolby
Dropped my highly anticipated ice cream cone after remembering that video of the Roxoid saying she'd pick the wild Pluto over a gentleman Goof in the woods. These are the pleasures the Goof Loneliness Crisis has denied us.
Posted 28th Jun 2024u/zzcolby
This is my brush, this is my paint, this is my canvas. Dare me to drive?
Posted 4th Jun 2024u/zzcolby
Dropshipping. TikTok Ragebait. My own Blackpill YouTube Content Farm. All the secrets to becoming Top Goof, only available at Goof Troop University! Hyuck!
Posted 23rd Mar 2024u/zzcolby
Sitting on my throne, thinking about the state of this hyuck'd up world.
Posted 13th Mar 2024u/zzcolby
Goofmaxxing progress: Me 3 months ago vs. Me now!
Posted 9th Mar 2024u/zzcolby
"Gonna go fuck up the evening? She doesn't even love you! She loves me!"
Posted 12th Jul 2022u/AutoCrosspostBot
Sinbad is one of us!
Posted 25th May 2022u/Fingerpaint420
Hyuck it, time to hit the gym
Posted 21st Apr 2022u/whatever_breh_
Pete wants to help Goof
Posted 13th Apr 2022u/artooken
I've had enough. Mickey and the gang are getting what they deserve. Can't say I didn't warn them. It's been a while ride gents. Thanks for your support.
Posted 2nd Jan 2022u/Maury_Finkle
ENOUGH! I’m catching a gf today
Posted 22nd Apr 2021Deleted user
gwarsh, why are thundercrusts the only ones who get to show off?
Posted 31st Jan 2021u/FapToChungus
Me when a Roxoid dumps me
Posted 17th Dec 2020u/zzcolby
Drip so hard but still no roxoid wanna date a goofcel 😔
Posted 14th Nov 2020u/74538
Rise up fellow goofcels, take what is rightfully yours
Posted 24th Jul 2020u/74538
Saw this on cursed images but you know
Posted 30th Mar 2020u/1singleshingle
Damn Chad Max
Posted 17th Feb 2020u/fedoras4furries
You get what you hyucking deserve!
Posted 16th Feb 2020Deleted user
My fellow goofcels, modern society has failed us, we must return to tradition
Posted 3rd Jan 2020u/74538
GOOF DAMNIT
Posted 27th Dec 2019u/fedoras4furries
Hmmm
Posted 14th Dec 2019u/The_MemeQueen_
Me reading my japanese mangas while my roommate beats his dirty hyuckin Roxoid like the ungrateful society staining bitch she is
Posted 9th Dec 2019u/Libtard_Hunter1337
TFW I swat a Thundercrust and the pigs shoot a Roxoid at the wrong adress
Posted 24th Nov 2019u/Libtard_Hunter1337
all i ever wanted was a roxoid to love me...
Posted 23rd Nov 2019u/74538
Flexed UP IN ALL THIS DRIP💧 ❄️ 💎 yet no ROXOID will DATE ME
Posted 20th Oct 2019u/74538
Every time I get the chance I have to stop and smell a roxoids hair. Gawrsh I’d give anything to have a woman next to me but this hyucked up life just won’t let me have happiness
Posted 5th Aug 2019u/howsyouredge
Gorsh all this bad genetics finally got to us
Posted 9th Jul 2019u/MemeusTheDank
MFW I get home from a long day of taking photos at the department store and I see Mrs. Goof in bed with Pete. It was this moment I realized I was just a h’yusk of a man. Pete has taken so much from me and now he has my wife and my manhood. I think this is it...I don’t think I can carry on.
Posted 23rd Jun 2019Deleted user
Hyuck
Posted 31st May 2019u/OfficialDampSquid
Gwarsh, they always find out when it's too late. Can't say I feel bad for Minnie
Posted 22nd May 2019u/Quinnen_Williams
Gawrsh boys I’ll never get ahead with wrists like mine. I wish I had Pete’s wrists....does anyone know any wrist exercises? If I stay a wristlet forever I’m just hyucked
Posted 18th Jan 2019u/thisfucks
Idea
Posted 6th Dec 2018u/ButterAlmondCake
mfw a Roxoid goes with a filthy Chad and not me
Posted 17th Nov 2018Deleted user
Tfw when your Bradley son brings home a filthy Roxoid.
Posted 13th Nov 2018u/ButterAlmondCake
Laying in bed alone, Roxanne wouldn't let me HYUCK
Posted 24th Oct 2018u/MAlsauce
MRW I try to hyuck my woody into my waistband but get it caught on the zipper instead
Posted 22nd Oct 2018u/thisfucks
Mfw Sylvia “just wants to cuddle” for the 4th night in a row
Posted 8th Oct 2018u/thisfucks
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