A little field trip to a gopher filled, sniffari paradise to kick off the weekend. Not a single inch will go unsniffed.
Posted 18th Apr 2026r/schnauzers
A lucky schnauz
Posted 11th Apr 2026r/schnauzers
We had to take Artemis to Paddy’s Pub for her own Wade Doggs Challenge.
Posted 14th Mar 2026r/IASIP
When all you want is an aesthetic picture of your schnauz’s new hair cut…and they won’t stop doing this.
Posted 31st Aug 2025r/schnauzers
Nobody does an ocular pat down like a schnauzer.
Posted 20th Jun 2025r/schnauzers
A classy schnauzer. She has many leather bound books and her house smells of rich mahogany. And she does an ocular pat down of every patron that walks in.
Posted 24th May 2025r/schnauzers
Signed, Artemis.
Posted 13th Apr 2025r/schnauzers
There is no creature stronger or more stubborn than the 17 lb schnauzer who is not yet ready to go home from a walk.
Posted 8th Feb 2025r/schnauzers
Artemis is questioning all of her life choices that lead to this point.
Posted 11th Jan 2025r/schnauzers
There’s a deep heartfelt, ‘thank you 2024’ caption in here somewhere…..
Posted 1st Jan 2025r/schnauzers
The face of an air jail inmate at the local holiday market.
Posted 14th Dec 2024r/schnauzers
Nothing like that post haircut disassociation car ride.
Posted 8th Dec 2024r/schnauzers
There is no specimen more beautiful than this on the earth.
Posted 30th Nov 2024r/schnauzers
Artemis clearly had a great time at doggie daycare today 🤦♀️
Posted 24th Nov 2024r/schnauzers
Not a schnauzer. Just a Supermarket Sweep giant bonus!
Posted 31st Oct 2024r/schnauzers
When you try to pull off a Zoolander blue steel look, but have a leaf in your beard instead.
Posted 13th Oct 2024r/schnauzers
Artemis got to take in the sights this weekend.
Posted 9th Sep 2024r/schnauzers
Just a happy outdoor schnauz.
Posted 25th Aug 2024r/schnauzers
Artemis got sorted into the Ravenclaw house at school today. This checks out.
Posted 31st Jul 2024r/schnauzers
The one where Artemis turns two.
Posted 19th May 2024r/schnauzers
The chances of being killed by your schnauzer are low, but never zero.
Posted 10th May 2024r/schnauzers
Just a fresh and clean schnauzer disassociating after a long day at the groomer.
Posted 10th Apr 2024r/schnauzers
Our Easter photo shoot went really well this morning.
Posted 30th Mar 2024r/schnauzers
Life is hard when you’re terrified of the neighborhood children and the schools are on spring break.
Posted 19th Mar 2024r/schnauzers
The one where Artemis takes a field trip.
Posted 26th Feb 2024r/schnauzers
She’s beauty and she’s grace.
Posted 19th Feb 2024r/schnauzers
Artemis says happy Valentine’s Day, though her face says that she thinks it’s actually an overrated hallmark holiday. She’s what we call, a curmudgeon.
Posted 15th Feb 2024r/schnauzers
Artemis and the apartment cat had their own Mac and Charlie moment this morning.
Posted 11th Feb 2024r/schnauzers
Stop doing lid swaps in store! I ordered a surfs edge from DSG. I received some sort of karate queen/surfs edge hybrid in the mail. I’m sure they scanned the bottle and it showed as the correct item since the bottle part was right, but that’s not what I wanted at all.
Posted 1st Feb 2024r/Owala
Who needs goat yoga if you can have schnauzer yoga?
Posted 23rd Jan 2024r/schnauzers
Baby’s first snowpocalypse!
Posted 16th Jan 2024r/schnauzers
Twins, like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.
Posted 14th Jan 2024r/schnauzers
No one loves watching a dog show more than Artemis. This is her Super Bowl.
Posted 6th Jan 2024r/schnauzers
Happy howl-idays, if you will.
Posted 22nd Dec 2023r/schnauzers
There’s an imposter among us
Posted 8th Dec 2023r/schnauzers
Lazy Saturday rigor mortis mode initiated.
Posted 2nd Dec 2023r/schnauzers
Artemis and the Thanksgiving Day sniff-ari.
Posted 23rd Nov 2023r/schnauzers
We’re schnauzer girls, schnauzer sisters
Posted 21st Nov 2023r/schnauzers
Smedium schnauzer in small pajamas.
Posted 4th Nov 2023r/schnauzers
“Draw me like one of your French girls” - Artemis probably.
Posted 17th Oct 2023r/schnauzers
Remember the “twilight bark” from 101 Dalmatians? It was most certainly started by a mini
Posted 8th Oct 2023r/schnauzers
Schnauz at golden hour.
Posted 29th Sep 2023r/schnauzers
When you’re all done with your mothers bs…
Posted 19th Sep 2023r/schnauzers
Schnauzer snoot.
Posted 2nd Sep 2023r/schnauzers
Artemis and I had to jump onto the Eras tour poster trend. It was an hour of hyper-fixation well spent.
Posted 19th Aug 2023r/schnauzers
Consider this Artemis’s first mug shot. Apparently there have been incidents in the past…
Posted 16th Aug 2023r/schnauzers
Mini schnauzer and micro schnauzer. Now the search for the nano schnauzer begins.
Posted 13th Aug 2023r/schnauzers
A proper lady, pretending she didn’t just lose her mind about the 3 youths, her most hated demographic, in the doggie daycare lobby.
Posted 2nd Aug 2023r/schnauzers
Someone insisted on going potty in the rain. Coincidentally, someone also regrets their decision.
Posted 15th Jul 2023r/schnauzers
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