So were you like in an accident or what? "No, me father was a tree."
Posted 16th Jun 2026r/familyguy
I can't believe a man who agreed to follow my daughter around FOR MONEY would turn out to be a dirtbag!
Posted 16th Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
And now here's Ollie Williams with the Blacc-u-Weather Forecast. Ollie? "ITS GON' RAIN" Thanks, Ollie.
Posted 15th Jun 2026r/familyguy
Wow, this restaurant is so international! Le pizza, der hamburger, senor grilled cheese!
Posted 15th Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
What's going on down here? "Um, we're playing House". That boy is all tied up. ..."Roman Polanski's House."
Posted 14th Jun 2026r/familyguy
These are Homer's friends and family. They don't want him dead. They just want him to suffer.
Posted 14th Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
Hello 911, yeah, it's Quagmire. Yeah, it's in a window this time.
Posted 13th Jun 2026r/familyguy
Telegram for Haywood U. Kuddleme. Haywood U Kuddleme. Big guy in the back; hey would you cuddle me?
Posted 13th Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
My surgery was botched! "Botched", what is that? The word of the day?
Posted 12th Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
Eighteen? You're first! "Mom!" I like where this is going. Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy.
Posted 11th Jun 2026r/familyguy
Class, meet our newest 3rd graders: Lisa and Bart Simpson.
Posted 11th Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
Here is an artist's depiction of what the arsonist might look like.
Posted 10th Jun 2026r/familyguy
"I took some pills I found on the floor and now I'm afraid if I stop talking I'll die!"
Posted 10th Jun 2026r/SimpsonsFaces
Marge, let me do a solo, this could be my big break! "I very much doubt that Homer, these are horrible ghouls from the past." Hey, so are the grammy judges!
Posted 9th Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
So do you like Sex and the City? "Yeah it's an all right show" I wasn't talking about the show
Posted 8th Jun 2026r/familyguy
🎵 Woke up this morning, got yourself a gun... 🎵
Posted 8th Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
Henry pulled a Boyd 😂
Posted 7th Jun 2026r/FromSeries
Fido McCokeFiend: "Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?"
Posted 7th Jun 2026r/familyguy
Homer, my face is up here.
Posted 7th Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
"Why do people run from me?"
Posted 6th Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Posted 5th Jun 2026r/familyguy
Divorce Lawyer: "When will you humans learn that your "feelings" as you call them can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?"
Posted 5th Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
I'm not a nerd, Bart! ...nerds are smart.
Posted 4th Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
"You're all stupid, they're gonna be looking for army guys!"
Posted 2nd Jun 2026r/familyguy
What is that smoke? "It smells like the art teacher's office."
Posted 2nd Jun 2026r/TheSimpsons
What are you gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?
Posted 31st May 2026r/familyguy
Bart! What are you watching? "Kids show"
Posted 31st May 2026r/TheSimpsons
I thought we had a truce...
Posted 30th May 2026r/TheSimpsons
Bro, you tapped the septic tank!
Posted 29th May 2026r/TheSimpsons
I think you've had about enough... "Well I think you're wrong you increasingly attractive looking woman."
Posted 28th May 2026r/familyguy
Wow, is that really the blood of Christ? "Yes"Man, he must've been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?
Posted 27th May 2026r/familyguy
Lisa, I only lied because it was the easiest way to get what I wanted.
Posted 27th May 2026r/TheSimpsons
Stephen King: "Okay so, for my 307th book..."
Posted 26th May 2026r/familyguy
You can't use the word "sex" on the internet!
Posted 26th May 2026r/TheSimpsons
You'd be surprised how much you hear if you just listen once in awhile. "Really? Lets try it!"
Posted 25th May 2026r/TheSimpsons
You went to a sugar factory? Were there any oompa loompas?
Posted 24th May 2026r/TheSimpsons
Looks like another case of Monopoly related violence, chief! *shakes head* "How do those Parker Brothers sleep at night?"
Posted 23rd May 2026r/TheSimpsons
A bit of breaking news: we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane?
Posted 22nd May 2026r/familyguy
Homer, this is the worst thing you've ever done! ...You say that so much it has lost all meaning.
Posted 22nd May 2026r/TheSimpsons
Aw, man, not again! I'm going to be a virgin for ever... or am I?
Posted 21st May 2026r/familyguy
What are you doing in my corpse hatch?! "Mr. Burns, you're under arrest for murder." Did I say corpse hatch? I meant innocence tube!
Posted 21st May 2026r/TheSimpsons
Put my hand on her knee. "Yes, Mr Burns" ...I said her. And I said knee.
Posted 20th May 2026r/TheSimpsons
Michael are you sure these guys are millionaires? Come on, would a poor person have a bar in his garage?
Posted 19th May 2026r/TheSimpsons
Sorry pal, but I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time...
Posted 18th May 2026r/familyguy
"I hate to call a judge dirty names but there's only one way to describe a nasty super WITCH like her"
Posted 18th May 2026r/TheSimpsons
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