I care for memes a great deal.
Snubbed from the Norris finalists smh
Posted 7th May 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Found a Connor Hellebuyck rookie card, any idea how much it's worth?
Posted 3rd May 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Jamie Benn to be executed at the Hague
Posted 1st May 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Free Malenstyn or whatever the activists say
Posted 25th Apr 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Why didn't they score any goals? Are they aware this is the playoffs? Are they Senatarded???
Posted 18th Apr 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Why did they let some old guy that can't dance in?
Posted 14th Apr 2026r/genesiscirclejerk
Dad, moths ate holes in my work shirt
Posted 12th Apr 2026r/tourettesguy
Sharting all over the record book
Posted 25th Mar 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Auston Matthews out for rest of season
Posted 13th Mar 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Pony Banks
Posted 13th Mar 2026r/genesiscirclejerk
Get in loser, we're going tanking!
Posted 6th Mar 2026r/CalgaryFlames
Connor Hellebuyck the moment he starts playing for a Canadian team again
Posted 1st Mar 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Haven't seen anyone mention this yet, but this is the guy we got in the Andersson trade
Posted 1st Mar 2026r/CalgaryFlames
Gustavsson vomits on the ice after finding out men make more money on average than women
Posted 27th Feb 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Can this bum win anything?
Posted 22nd Feb 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Damn it, Jimbo, you're supposed to be dead, get out of my funny astral poker game
Posted 7th Feb 2026r/thedoorscirclejerk
The recent Drumeo interviews revealed some interesting thoughts
Posted 5th Feb 2026r/genesiscirclejerk
I don't remember, I don't recall
Gavin McKenna hearing his name called on draft day
Posted 5th Feb 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
TIL Draisaitl wears this as an armband when he's not playing hockey
Posted 27th Jan 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Genesis fans when a farm animal sits in that musical street in New York City
Posted 26th Jan 2026r/genesiscirclejerk
Ourjerked by random Instagram reel
Posted 26th Jan 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
How my dumb fucking defenceman looks at me when he lets the other team's players skate past him and score on me. I'm Tristan Jarry btw
Posted 23rd Jan 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Randoms coming to r/NHLcirclejerk for the first time
Posted 21st Jan 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Connor McKaren wants to speak to the manager
Posted 14th Jan 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
Steve Staios' statement on the recent rumors
Posted 9th Jan 2026r/NHLcirclejerk
FUCK THE PHILIPPINES
Posted 4th Jan 2026r/tourettesguy
"When you wake in the morning, wake and find you're covered in cellophane." -Phil Collins, age 3
Posted 2nd Jan 2026r/genesiscirclejerk
Will Farabee be in the line up tonight after dying on the ice last game?
Posted 29th Dec 2025r/CalgaryFlames
Heated Rivalry fans getting into watching NHL when Tom Wilson beats the living shit out of someone instead of having hot steamy ass sex with him on the ice
Posted 23rd Dec 2025r/NHLcirclejerk
Brother John reached ante 9
Posted 22nd Dec 2025r/genesiscirclejerk
The sports drink that makes you go "AAAAAAHHHHHH' when poured on your face
Posted 19th Dec 2025r/NHLcirclejerk
Guys named Charlie that have taken a shot to the neck this year
Posted 16th Nov 2025r/NHLcirclejerk
Hey guys, Evan Bouchard here. Why is there always two pucks in play when it's hard enough stopping one?
Posted 4th Nov 2025r/NHLcirclejerk
Steve Hackett encounters a furry
Posted 1st Nov 2025r/genesiscirclejerk
Who's hotel room would you rather end up in?
Posted 26th Oct 2025r/NHLcirclejerk
The Flames have graduated from being eternally mid to fucking shit
Posted 25th Oct 2025r/NHLcirclejerk
“I mean, I can't generate offense. I do my job, I try to keep the puck out of our net, and hope that our guys can generate a couple.” - Dustin Wolf following the Flames’ 7th straight loss
Posted 23rd Oct 2025r/CalgaryFlames
Imagine not winning a single game yet and still not being the worst team in the league
Posted 21st Oct 2025r/NHLcirclejerk
Breaking: Connor McDavid has agreed to continue to not win a championship
Posted 6th Oct 2025r/NHLcirclejerk
Finally got tickets for tonight, I sure hope no light rigs fall on him
Posted 1st Oct 2025r/genesiscirclejerk
Marc Staal's statement on pride jerseys
Posted 30th Sep 2025r/NHLcirclejerk
Should Jonathan Hoobastank give up hockey to pursue his music career full time?
How will this affect Leon "the Power Bottom" Draisaitl?
Posted 16th Sep 2025r/NHLcirclejerk
Corey Perry has been injured after an unfortunate pegging incident while sleeping with Quinton Byfield's mom
Posted 13th Sep 2025r/NHLcirclejerk
Any idea? Southeast Alberta, never seen one like this before in my life
Posted 8th Sep 2025r/spiderID
Wow, I can't believe they named an entire nationality after some weird 80s song
Posted 6th Sep 2025r/genesiscirclejerk
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