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The blue onions are no longer green. I added milk / spices and it’s yellow now

Posted 10th May 2026r/shittyfoodporn

I just learned that ginger is alkaline and makes blue onions 🥰🥰

Posted 10th May 2026r/shittyfoodporn

I found a home for everything new 🫩 I even yassified the Ajax 🌈

Posted 8th May 2026r/DollarTree

my poor baby is chronically dehydrated PLEASE HELPP 😭 😭 I stole some banana bags from work AND NOTHINGS WORKING!1!1!1!?1?

Posted 5th May 2026r/houseplantscirclejerk

Lovebugs are back 😔

Posted 5th May 2026r/notinteresting

Shower Thoughts: Could we do GMO with genes from aquatic plants to increase rot resistance in crops? (Pictures are from new to old)

Posted 3rd May 2026r/botany

I overcooked the beans for my black bean burger. Now I have a lovely mass of sub-par refried beans 💀 still tastes gr8

Posted 2nd May 2026r/shittyfoodporn

Why is brah so twisted

Posted 2nd May 2026r/houseplantscirclejerk

WHAT DOESNT KILL YA MAKES YA STRONGER 👀 especially maggots in the stem

Posted 2nd May 2026r/houseplantscirclejerk

Peltandra Update

Posted 1st May 2026r/Aroids

Bro is lost in the sauce

Posted 15th Apr 2026r/notinteresting

I put lights on my stairs :3

Posted 7th Apr 2026r/notinteresting

I did a thing :3

Posted 31st Mar 2026r/DollarTree

Bruh the rot smells SO BAD 💀 Nabbed a peltandra Virginica that was growing completely submerged under the water.

Posted 31st Mar 2026r/houseplantscirclejerk

Surely it’s gotta be done growing right?? ….right?!? 😰 26+ inch flower spike on a rescue Oncidium sphacelatum

Posted 30th Mar 2026r/orchids

Posted 30th Mar 2026r/691

Double post hueheuehue. The nepenthussy

Posted 30th Mar 2026r/691

My Thai constipation got its first fenestroodle 🥳 look how big that new leaf is. I’m so proud of myself roomba :3

Posted 30th Mar 2026r/691

“I’m tired boss”

Posted 17th Mar 2026r/palmtalk

I can’t wait <3 | Rescue Oncidium sphacelatum with a 2foot+ long spike!

Posted 17th Mar 2026r/orchids

My mom got married today roomba :3

Posted 15th Mar 2026r/691

Is it possible to ID mini roses? I was thinking ‘Gigi’. It’s a mini rose I picked up at Winn Dixie. Fragrant too

Posted 12th Mar 2026r/Roses

Is my pot two big?!?!???

Posted 12th Mar 2026r/houseplantscirclejerk

Just take a look at those roots 🤤 😍 Bc Teresa Ricci

Posted 12th Mar 2026r/orchids

Why did my friend send me so many diseased plants??? And they had the audacity to charge me $70 for shipping. Smh my head

Posted 7th Mar 2026r/houseplantscirclejerk

My friend in Pittsburgh sent me a couple of plants <3

Posted 7th Mar 2026r/691

The bacon my Walmart delivery blessed me with. Probably 95% fat

Posted 7th Mar 2026r/mildlyinfuriating

Best way to salvage this Darwinara? Was kept by a window in Tampa with 28°f weather outside

Posted 5th Mar 2026r/orchids

What kind of spathiphyllum is this (grower ID label)?And is it a good deal for $10? Has some frost damage

Posted 24th Feb 2026r/Aroids

Why does my deliciosa albo cutting look so… lanceolate? Will it grow to be the standard shape?

Posted 20th Feb 2026r/Aroids

I bought a whole case of monsters roomba :3

Posted 11th Feb 2026r/691

What’s going on with this sabal?? Wild one at my local park. It’s like the leaves never split

Posted 30th Jan 2026r/palmtalk

First time having one flower! Lovely lil makoyana 🙈

Posted 26th Jan 2026r/houseplants

Poor thing wants to LIVEEEE 😭 Pothos makes rooting hormone confirmed¿

Posted 26th Jan 2026r/plantabuse

Should I just put this poor thing out of its misery 😭. I stuck it in water as a Hail Mary and I think it’s tworkingggg 💅

Posted 26th Jan 2026r/houseplantscirclejerk

Spaghetti all’assasina just like the Italians do 🤌🤌🤌

Posted 17th Jan 2026r/691

Care and tips for Ansellia africana? Is it similar to Cyrtopodium?

Posted 13th Jan 2026r/orchids

I guess the growing season isn’t over? 😅 Wine Delight i purchased in early December that was already going dormant.

Posted 13th Jan 2026r/orchids

When life gives you 240+ gladiolus bulbs (2023-2024) for $0.85, you take the 50 viable pink ones and shove them into 8 pots 🌞

Posted 12th Jan 2026r/plantabuse

How good is this chicken roomba? On a one to ten scale (the longer the ban the higher the rating)

Posted 11th Jan 2026r/691

Is this A good backup fertilizer to use on houseplants? 20-20-15 | 1/4tspn per gallon

Posted 10th Jan 2026r/houseplants

Tell me I did a good job at work today roomba. I desire praise :3

Posted 1st Jan 2026r/691

Babes wake up. New dwarf variety of Jabuticaba just dropped 🤩

Posted 31st Dec 2025r/houseplantscirclejerk

Why are the skies so much bluer in the winter? Makes me feel like I’m back in NY <3

Posted 30th Dec 2025r/florida

They’re putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin TREES GAY!!!

Posted 29th Dec 2025r/houseplantscirclejerk

Where can I find POO? I’ve been wanting a good POO for so long. The last time I saw a decent POO was like 2016 at Lowe’s

Posted 26th Dec 2025r/houseplantscirclejerk

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