Greentexts that hit your heart

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Go hug your dad

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/Thryloz

For Once In My Life

Posted 28th Mar 2026u/noob_bitch

You Need a Mess of Help to Stand Alone

Posted 28th Mar 2026u/noob_bitch

>be me >greentext auteur

Posted 6th Mar 2026u/PhDVa

Everyone: It's just a toilet seat Anon: Nuh uh

Posted 5th Mar 2026u/Ok-Address-7352

Posted 28th Feb 2026u/WintersbaneGDX

Posted 8th Oct 2025u/ClovisLowell

Anon has a soul

Posted 29th Sep 2025Deleted user

There is hope for Anon

Posted 23rd Sep 2025Deleted user

Anon loves his mom

Posted 13th Aug 2025u/Alex_13249

This would be a nice job

Posted 23rd Jul 2025u/shapu

Some personal favourites to /out/ thread asking of outings with a girl

Posted 22nd Jul 2025Deleted user

I, too, endorse this comment ;)

Posted 22nd Jul 2025Deleted user

anon loves his mum :3

Posted 12th Jul 2025u/RiceMost5523

Posted 25th Jun 2025u/im_m00n

Anon visits a Chinese restaurant

Posted 12th Jun 2025u/MelonInDisguise

Anon gets a taste of love

Posted 10th Jun 2025u/MelonInDisguise

Anonette Celebrates Mother’s Day

Posted 11th Apr 2025u/freshmemesoof

When the comic gives insights

Posted 4th Apr 2025u/problem_bro

It’s shrimple

Posted 28th Mar 2025u/Imanol_Canada

Posted 13th Mar 2025u/bookhead29

The animal inside

Posted 27th Jan 2025Deleted user

Anon's work is easy

Posted 19th Jan 2025u/Freakythings456

Posted 13th Jan 2025Deleted user

The window to my heart

Posted 9th Jan 2025Deleted user

Anon plays Cupid

Posted 18th Dec 2024u/ShittyCommentMaker

Anon smokes a pipe

Posted 7th Dec 2024u/Cleveworth

Anon celebrates Christmas

Posted 6th Dec 2024u/UnemployedTechie2021

For we owe what cannot be repaid

Posted 28th Nov 2024Deleted user

A reflection of my dreams

Posted 14th Nov 2024Deleted user

Credit: u/grey-sharky

Posted 7th Nov 2024u/WildlyIdolicized

Anon is hopeful for humanity's future

Posted 6th Nov 2024u/MacAlkalineTriad

Anon has a wife

Posted 4th Nov 2024Deleted user

Anon receives enlightenment

Posted 22nd Oct 2024u/Eldablo2307

Posted 6th Oct 2024u/Youju

Anon Feels Good Man

Posted 29th Sep 2024u/CirclePoster

It was Rupert's birthday!

Posted 25th Sep 2024u/stojcekiko

Anon feels positive

Posted 23rd Sep 2024u/liberty4now

Anon appreciates his dad

Posted 16th Sep 2024u/Suspeqt

Anon takes the catpill

Posted 3rd Sep 2024u/Suspeqt

Anon's new friend

Posted 24th Aug 2024u/Freakythings456

Anon gets a boyfriend

Posted 16th Aug 2024u/naonomade

An absolutely lovely event happened to me and here's my greentext! <3

Posted 15th Aug 2024u/TallestGargoyle

Anon has a wholesome work experience.

Posted 11th Aug 2024u/WiredDryad

Therapy and prescription drugs are good if you need them tho.

Posted 10th Aug 2024u/MacAlkalineTriad

Anon is Pikachu confirmed

Posted 3rd Aug 2024u/ben-laca

Alien posts are the best and most essential part of the /r9k/ experience.

Posted 2nd Aug 2024Deleted user

From Screen to Strength

Posted 30th Jul 2024u/Catgod262

Posted 28th Jul 2024u/omnonm

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