Any Mitch quotes you see posted, link them here.
Found in a small restaurant in Thailand
Posted 23rd Apr 2026u/Baybdoll
You COULD just be...a thirsty dude.
Posted 16th Apr 2026u/DanRpdx
22222222222222, anybody else notice this?
Posted 12th Apr 2026u/kmfdmretro
On a poorly worded title…
Posted 6th Apr 2026u/Rycan420
Public Transport Mitch
Posted 3rd Apr 2026u/shrikelet
It should say sorry for the convenience
Posted 31st Mar 2026u/junketyjunkjunk
Sorry for the....
Posted 27th Mar 2026u/stitchysphere
Chevy
Posted 21st Mar 2026u/oldwhitelincoln
Something about space
Posted 21st Mar 2026u/LiverLikeLarry
We still eat bugs...
Posted 15th Mar 2026u/Khunning_Linguist
Mitch in the newspaper puzzles
Posted 7th Mar 2026u/ddonthekeys
On a recent Game Grumps youtube short
Posted 18th Feb 2026u/DJGluuco
double mitch
Posted 14th Feb 2026u/alphabatic
Brain worms are great if you're really hungry and you want to eat two thousand of something.
Posted 13th Feb 2026u/voitlander
Someone at the Purdue University OWL MLA Citation Guide has good taste
Posted 12th Feb 2026u/scartol
Candles that smell like pancakes?? My roommates are waking up with false hopes tomorrow.
Posted 30th Dec 2025u/Takemytwocent5
Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Posted 29th Dec 2025u/pinklemonade44
On the best worst baseball players
Posted 22nd Dec 2025u/Ute-King
on a post about a restaurant being out of straws
Posted 21st Dec 2025u/alphabatic
On a discussion about the Baseball Hall of Fame voting
Posted 19th Dec 2025u/jettasarebadmkay
Where did you get that banana at?
Posted 19th Dec 2025u/antiprodukt
On a Post in R/Denver about a damaged climbing gym
Posted 20th Dec 2025u/beefsprouts
All that oil...
Posted 19th Dec 2025u/xxxbrimstonexxx
Spoiler for today's NYT Crossword
Posted 10th Dec 2025u/This_Influence_9985
My idea for how to improve human teeth:
Posted 9th Dec 2025u/govint
Hepburn Does Hedberg
Posted 30th Nov 2025u/Rattlesnake_Ike
At Disney Springs
Posted 25th Nov 2025u/algarhythms
Every picture of you is when you were younger. If you ever said "Here's a picture of me when I'm older," I would ask you, "Where the hell did you get that camera?"
Posted 20th Nov 2025u/This_Influence_9985
Trump acting like he is ready for the Epstein files to be released
Posted 18th Nov 2025u/jolley_mel21
They still do.
Posted 12th Nov 2025u/OGBrewSwayne
Free Lemons
Posted 9th Nov 2025u/Wodentoad
Merriam Webster getting in on it.
Posted 2nd Nov 2025u/willieyobslayer
imitator (OC)
Posted 22nd Oct 2025u/nemom
If it's above ground, that lasts about 30 seconds
Posted 18th Oct 2025Deleted user
Winter is approaching
Posted 9th Oct 2025u/GondorianArcher
rice is great…
Posted 6th Oct 2025u/im-feeling-lucky
Local brewery’s new beer
Posted 4th Oct 2025u/dunny1872
Saw this around my hometown.
Posted 3rd Oct 2025u/Takemytwocent5
. . . your convenience . . .
Posted 3rd Oct 2025u/FractalGeometric356
What does he mean?
Posted 28th Sep 2025u/djadams184
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