r/RareInsults

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Posted 5th Jun 2026u/Mr_Revan22

Bicycle seat is a new one

Posted 5th Jun 2026u/scentspark

I'm chasing Jordan

Posted 5th Jun 2026u/late_to_redd1t

Vintage chassis but the high beams are factory fresh

Posted 5th Jun 2026u/Competitive_Owl6466

The last crumb in the airfryer

Posted 5th Jun 2026u/TTwelveUnits

Cantaloupe probably works too

Posted 5th Jun 2026u/02xfal

Frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested Ewok u look like u eat sand.

Posted 4th Jun 2026u/Specialist-Move-4325

A new way to say someone suck at a game

Posted 5th Jun 2026u/arrombado337

He's got wheelchair legs

Posted 4th Jun 2026u/Competitive_Owl6466

Hardest working tree in the forest

Posted 4th Jun 2026u/SpasticGinger234

I have to thank video games for this laugh

Posted 3rd Jun 2026u/thx1188

Bro went through a character arc

Posted 2nd Jun 2026u/Fit_Anywhere_3356

This is… actually really accurate

Posted 2nd Jun 2026u/Maleficent-Agent-477

Habsburg in the parliament

Posted 1st Jun 2026u/lee_9487

I mean he does…

Posted 1st Jun 2026u/Fit_Anywhere_3356

Posted 31st May 2026u/mikedean789

Are volunteer firefighters that bad lol?

Posted 31st May 2026u/Necessary-Win-8730

This would've added the spice it desperately needed

Posted 31st May 2026u/Newgamerchiq

Posted 31st May 2026u/RealFishing7365

I mean she REALLY didnt hit then

Posted 29th May 2026u/Slow_Series_8742

Why do I see it ?

Posted 28th May 2026u/mikedean789

The Arby's of music

Posted 27th May 2026u/starfish_warrior

If only he put this time and effort to talking to women

Posted 27th May 2026u/Fearless_MF

E! News Comment Sectiom

Posted 27th May 2026u/Old_Image5824

His lips are the definition of the word smooch

Posted 26th May 2026u/Mike_Oxlong25

He’s like what happens when you peel a Furby

Posted 25th May 2026u/-garlic-thot-

Once you see it you can't unsee it

Posted 25th May 2026u/yetareey

As Accurate As This Is, I Respect the Drip

Posted 24th May 2026u/AceMaveriic

Will smith advices

Posted 24th May 2026u/sad-eggrice

Truly, a way with words

Posted 23rd May 2026u/SuccessRepulsive8325

This person is strangely accurate

Posted 23rd May 2026u/Jamajamboi6

That was brutal

Posted 23rd May 2026u/Obvious_King2150

Accurate description of Michael Cera

Posted 23rd May 2026u/90skid12

self-inflicted daddy issues

Posted 23rd May 2026u/robloxpacman

How do you come up with this

Posted 23rd May 2026u/mikedean789

From a reel discussing migraines

Posted 22nd May 2026u/whispofsirius

On a video showing dogs being given slices of lemon.

Posted 20th May 2026u/Blueroses413

lol ok buddy, so how exactly does a FREEZER burn things?

Posted 20th May 2026u/CTRL_Hotdog

Africans have so much inspiration when it comes to insults

Posted 20th May 2026u/Annual_Phrase841

Thanks for the heads up lol

Posted 19th May 2026u/Necessary-Win-8730

BTS fans dont play

Posted 19th May 2026u/LUMLTPM

How do you even come up with this ?

Posted 18th May 2026u/kalashnikov482

Creative analogy in a yelp review

Posted 18th May 2026u/shnanogans

Thats quite a burn

Posted 18th May 2026u/Lucky-Afternoon-

W advice for the man

Posted 18th May 2026u/mikedean789

Just opened the app and got blessed

Posted 17th May 2026u/bassie009

The Instagram Comment Section Is Brutal

Posted 17th May 2026u/Vincent_Gitarrist

Posted 17th May 2026u/hiyounis16

the expression that says 'I have seen things that cannot be unseen and I have accepted this.'

Posted 17th May 2026u/NetUpstairs6621

The only unibrow representation

Posted 16th May 2026u/Necessary-Win-8730

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