Penises showing up mildly in public.

A subreddit dedicated to items that unintentionally have some sort of phallic nature.

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A big lump with knobs!

Posted 17th Jun 2026u/Tinyhounds

Lollipop stick???

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/SparkleBall_Detritus

Mildly three penises

Posted 17th Jun 2026u/bluekitty610

My wife found one for us.

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/danielpattonjr

This sweet potato

Posted 17th Jun 2026u/ma1tey

Chock full o’Nuts

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/Resident_Table6694

Railings found in a museum in France

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/VadiMiXeries

We all see what we want to see. I see a maintenance access hole.

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/HanoverFistIndy

I was told to bring my spicy jalapeño here.

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/Hookr_InThe_Garden

I dont know if its mildly, but it is hard wood

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/ZettaTawodi

Who erects a lighthouse in the middle of the ocean? Bullshit drawing.

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/ThaRoma

of a big beautiful (rainbow) cat

Posted 17th Jun 2026u/p0ny0w

Perfect shadow placement near an indent on a bike path.

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/Treble_Bolt

I want that juicy pear 😋

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/NeilandasLumberTycon

Castle Bookends Found on FB Marketplace

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/Avaylon

ACE's Big Green Peen

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/NeonFrontRange

These jackfruit seeds look a little nuts!

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/Lazyres

Nature decided to be... very specific today.

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/Dark_Little_Witch

Puppy pee - the artist vs the art.

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/Opinionated_bitch03

Hubby's latte art

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/AttentionOk6437

Tree branch with a big pair of... Plums

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/Trzebs

First edition Australian garden book from 1966.

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/No-Clue-1125

Grounds crew at tonight’s game paying tribute to the Washington Monument

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/phaeolus97

Injectors found on FB marketplace

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/The_Clumsy_Hitman

An interesting hair cut for a gentleman….

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/Trotsky666_

Rubber gasket for a Toyota Corolla

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/quikiemcbee

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/Brzy85

Toilet plunger in gas station bathroom.

Posted 14th Jun 2026u/Pacoboyd

This is called a Stinkhorn.

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/omarhani

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/Pinchof_SALT

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/Direct-Pen8102

The way I’ve put this after rinsing it made me think of the sub

Posted 16th Jun 2026u/Emman_Rainv

This breakfast sausage is looking a bit suspicious...

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/Emergency_Task_361

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/baltimoresalt

Chili called Peter

Posted 14th Jun 2026u/Mast3r_Bait0R

the way he holds the building in his arms

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/FreddieThePebble

How to tell a boy tree from a girl tree

Posted 14th Jun 2026u/SquashSouffle

Mildy Minute Maid

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/ComfortBackground573

These 2 Glagolitic Letters

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/ComfortBackground573

🚨Possible dicknado sighting🚨

Posted 14th Jun 2026u/chubmackerel

Posted 13th Jun 2026u/Corkwell

Block Blast. Why?

Posted 15th Jun 2026u/ComfortBackground573

Building being erected

Posted 14th Jun 2026u/SquashSouffle

The logo of this design agency... 🤔

Posted 14th Jun 2026u/Bubbly_Sherbert4600

The airport lounge 'massively exceeded' my brother's expectations

Posted 14th Jun 2026u/matzobawl

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