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Welcome to the Knife Swamp! Home of the largest and smelliest knife trolls. Please post knife stuff that you want to make fun of and have a good laugh.

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All of y’all better be buying $150 worth of Paraframes from BladeHQ, today, so you get an extra one for free!!!

Posted 15th May 2026u/WisdomlessRunner

Nigerian Specialty Metals

Posted 14th May 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Abhorrent AI Piss Reeve Ad I Saw.

Posted 10th May 2026u/ChiliSlipNSlide

The average Redditor’s “I’m a Bushcrafter” starter kit…

Posted 10th May 2026u/WisdomlessRunner

Grail acquired. The steel used is glass.

Posted 9th May 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Living the Tree Life

Posted 10th May 2026u/T-rezarms

Watermelon batoning

Posted 8th May 2026u/3_T_SCROAT

Garçon, my salt blade!!

Posted 6th May 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Found my new grail

Posted 2nd May 2026u/Common_Denominator

Which one of you goofballs is this?

Posted 1st May 2026u/2Weird2Cap

WTB: Waifu Yandere Heart knife

Posted 30th Apr 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Sebenza got a case of shingles!

Posted 26th Apr 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Good as new PM2

Posted 25th Apr 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Me and Viper at the Gym!!!

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Sharp haircut there partner!!

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Viper sure knows how to party!!

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Breakfast with a side of stolen Valor

Posted 10th Apr 2026u/kobraflame

No sir, I don't like it.

Posted 9th Apr 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Had a different title but honestly this whole website is a joke

Posted 9th Apr 2026u/USAconsumerDad

Seen on Reddit today, had to share

Posted 9th Apr 2026u/2Weird2Cap

AMC TWD POCKET KNIFE CAST AND CREW OFFICIAL GIFT? RARE

Posted 1st Apr 2026u/2Weird2Cap

HEEEE FIIIIIXED IT!!

Posted 30th Mar 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Posted 28th Mar 2026u/envack

KNIFE IN STEEL!!

Posted 26th Mar 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Just gonna leave this here...fugging tomatoes.

Posted 23rd Mar 2026u/Macksimist

Don't forget the piss!!!

Posted 19th Mar 2026u/2Weird2Cap

LOUD CARRY Drift

Posted 17th Mar 2026u/2Weird2Cap

This is the honey lube people say is best for knives right?

Posted 16th Mar 2026u/Parahelious

Poop Knife Alert!

Posted 16th Mar 2026u/TreeHugginPolarBear

Says he’ll price match if you can find one for cheaper, i find one for cheaper and it’s HIS, he begs me to buy it 😂

Posted 3rd Mar 2026u/Samri3

Found video of Viper613 knife shopping!

Posted 3rd Mar 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Posted 3rd Mar 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Some guy on/knives found my bachelor party video!

Posted 24th Feb 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Checking in with Freedomatthefarm

Posted 24th Feb 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Things you can buy for $2000...

Posted 19th Feb 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Can’t imagine these have any issue selling…

Posted 18th Feb 2026u/TreeHugginPolarBear

Don't sneeze your knife away...

Posted 12th Feb 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Got you covered for knife and gun fights fam

Posted 12th Feb 2026u/TacosNGuns

92.4 HRC Butterknife!!

Posted 10th Feb 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Pure silver blade: It will KEEL, but can't CUT

Posted 7th Feb 2026u/2Weird2Cap

will flicking this void my warranty???

Posted 6th Feb 2026u/ChiliSlipNSlide

The Knife_Swamp to r/Prybar pipeline

Posted 7th Feb 2026u/2Weird2Cap

Knife in Knife!!! 💀

Posted 4th Feb 2026u/2Weird2Cap

👌 Utter perfection 🍑

Posted 2nd Feb 2026u/2Weird2Cap

This guy gets it.

Posted 30th Jan 2026u/2Weird2Cap

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