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Posted 4th May 2026u/Prize-Bottle-7940

Thanks Zavala. Because of your stupid war with the Imperium Legion! I can't afford to fuel up my starship for Raids anymore

Posted 2nd May 2026u/BehavingPenguin

How it feels to be a D2 fan in 2026:

Posted 2nd May 2026u/GutsynArt

Haven’t played since Lightfall but is there a lore reason why DMG works at Arby’s now?

Posted 2nd May 2026u/Grieveston

This is my official request to do a collaboration with JoeysWorldTour. I would love to review a banana or a papaya with him and spread the good word on the glory of bananas and papayas.

Posted 2nd May 2026u/Lodi_Minion

Posted 1st May 2026u/Lodi_Minion

Posted 1st May 2026u/CaydeTheCat

I have seen it all

Posted 1st May 2026u/SwirlyManager-11

DAE remember vorestiny 1?

Posted 30th Apr 2026u/The_Curve_Death

Weird red hue on my screen only for deadstiny 2

Posted 1st May 2026u/Kidney__Failure

Do you guys like my destiny edit?

Posted 30th Apr 2026u/Pleasant-Ocelot-7035

Yo my eye kinda look like a Servitor⁉️

Posted 30th Apr 2026u/DampenedNappykins

Can’t wait to see the Worlds First Clear time on the Scientology Building

Posted 29th Apr 2026u/BehavingPenguin

DAE use raid LFG to aura farm?

Posted 28th Apr 2026u/Any_Serve4913

Don’t you get it?? Destiny 3 will solve all world problems of today and the future. WE NEEDED D3 YESTERDAY!!!

Posted 28th Apr 2026u/Darkat5

SHE TOOK THE BALLYHOO.

Posted 27th Apr 2026u/GutsynArt

Slander such a low hanging fruit I posted this on the main sub

Posted 27th Apr 2026u/n00dle_meister

Posted 27th Apr 2026u/gambitlover10101

Why hasn’t Bungie added their Bluesky account to their website yet?

Posted 26th Apr 2026u/BehavingPenguin

Let’s be real, Bungie would fuck.

Posted 25th Apr 2026u/Dry-Range-568

More evidence that Bungie hates solo players 😞🥀🥀

Posted 24th Apr 2026u/BehavingPenguin

Destiny XIV: the far Edge of Fate getting le Portal system, the game is over, Pukeshit-P just ruined it.

Posted 24th Apr 2026u/Sorurus

LAST WISH MENTIONED?!

Posted 24th Apr 2026u/Asaltydaniel

DAE miss the old steam banner for D2?

Posted 24th Apr 2026u/Charming_Plastic6541

The Traveller’s powers take some getting used to…

Posted 24th Apr 2026u/babygplaysgames

Outjerked on Twitter

Posted 23rd Apr 2026u/ThatOneFaq555

what do you think about this?

Posted 24th Apr 2026u/No-Leading3646

some of my favotire screenshots becaus im quitting the game forever becaus its a dead game now and bun-g fucked up and ffuck marathong right guys

Posted 23rd Apr 2026u/Ikora_Rey_Gun

The Outjerk to end all jerks

Posted 23rd Apr 2026u/UlzVRC

DAE farm 2 million legendary shards?

Posted 22nd Apr 2026u/Kashema1

I made the destiny colony ship in space flight simulator

Posted 21st Apr 2026u/Rich_Office2893

Posted 21st Apr 2026u/eli_nelai

UNPOPULAR OPINION: The RFK Boss Fight is Complete HOG SHIT

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/seasick__crocodile

We sure are building momentum...

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/Eddie__Winter

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/pheexio

That face when Dr. Victor Gideon tells you that you’ll never be able to Zenomaxx so you hit him with the banana papaya mog like this:

Posted 20th Apr 2026u/Lodi_Minion

LFGs are impossible in 2026

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/Acrobatic_Book_7154

flowkirkenuinely the worst boss experience ever

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/ZoeticLockpicker

red war if it didn’t suck

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/Calusea

Heated Rivalry (2025)

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/AnAbsoluteAcehole

Today on “Marton Vs Dedtiny Poo”: Mr Damage Zero Four is Bad at Twitter.

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/Darkat5

If D1 came out today no one would read the grimoire cards or watch Byf they would just post this

Posted 18th Apr 2026u/Flingar

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