Jiro's Nightmares

Abysmal, unpleasant, sub par, and unorthodox sushi and sushi adjacent foods that return to your intrusive thoughts

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This sushi cake

Posted 10th May 2026u/mmonzeob

My friend made “sushi bake”

Posted 6th May 2026u/Its_BassDaddy

This Costco sushi

Posted 6th May 2026u/jwriddle

I made cubic, shelf stable sushi

Posted 1st May 2026u/09232022

I dont give af. This is the best thing Ive eaten.

Posted 1st May 2026u/clundersscaggis

Got removed from another sushi subreddit 😂I think it belongs here instead. What do you think? Chilean sushi 🇨🇱

Posted 29th Apr 2026u/roo_itz

Figured this might fit here

Posted 26th Apr 2026u/OmniscientRaisin

Sushi with cassava flour

Posted 21st Apr 2026u/JonnyOnly

Sushi burger (the bun is made of fried rice). Its weird but tastes awesome

Posted 14th Apr 2026u/emalgadetrained

I did the *viral* ice cube tray sushi thing.

Posted 12th Apr 2026u/recovery_room

Rolls with mayo salad (?) on top

Posted 30th Mar 2026u/54813115

Huge California Rolls

Posted 27th Mar 2026u/PhatPanda69699

Hamburger Sushi

Posted 20th Mar 2026u/PhilipHabib

Posted 19th Mar 2026u/isaisaisaaaaaaaaa

Posted 19th Mar 2026u/IndependentZombie615

Posted 14th Mar 2026u/SirCaju

Behold the temaki skewer

Posted 7th Mar 2026u/ikelofe

Chick-fil-A Roll [homemade]

Posted 8th Mar 2026u/altcodeinterrobang

Posted 4th Mar 2026u/PutanginaMo_adobo

Ngl I would try this. Ugali (White Maize Flour) Sushi 🇰🇪🫱🏾‍🫲🏼🇯🇵

Posted 28th Feb 2026u/arieschaotix

Posted 27th Feb 2026u/Balkan_

Low-carb Sushi: Smoked salmon, cream cheese, and red onion on Nori

Posted 26th Feb 2026u/Feisty-peacock

Mango Oreo roll

Posted 15th Feb 2026u/_Whatislife666

Streamer Enjoys Grocery Store Sushi Fork Included

Posted 15th Feb 2026u/Comprehensive-Run861

The Underwhelming Amount of Salmon in this Philadelphia Roll..

Posted 9th Feb 2026u/JensElectricWood

It had to be Brasil

Posted 7th Feb 2026u/anxiousbitch696

"Viral Sushi Bake"

Posted 4th Feb 2026u/SeemsImmaculate

Interesting way to make sushi. ..its baked

Posted 30th Jan 2026u/Yurfavbookworm

Sushi Tacos ? : ) : (

Posted 28th Jan 2026u/MaynardSchism

Shitty salmon Sushi with Apple because I hate salmon

Posted 28th Jan 2026u/PromptJazzlike345

When you go for sushi but want a burger

Posted 26th Jan 2026u/angel_nz

Creativity doesn't always spark

Posted 25th Jan 2026u/Frongie

Sushi bake sooo good

Posted 23rd Jan 2026u/pinkdumpsterjuice

I made sushi. There is also sashimi. I know how it looks. But we are gonna kill it.

Posted 18th Jan 2026u/Ya-Dikobraz

Posted 17th Jan 2026u/1_am_not_a_b0t

In my cozy horror game you manage a sushi restaurant and the demo has just released!🍣

Posted 13th Jan 2026u/LUDIAS_

I genuinely want to throw up

Posted 8th Jan 2026u/Iamnotarabicfunfact

Sushi with Nutella and Semolina pudding with applesauce and cinnamon and sugar.

Posted 6th Jan 2026u/konigswagger

Sushi Ice Cream Cone ??

Posted 5th Jan 2026u/GabyRiley

Soundtrack of a crime

Posted 4th Jan 2026u/JonnyOnly

They call it a "super shake," it weighs 1.3kg.

Posted 31st Dec 2025u/lyanesantana

I got a lot of criticism for this sushi because of the cream cheese, but I think it's delicious 😋🤷🏻‍♀️ Do you think it should be posted here?😅

Posted 29th Dec 2025u/luciareini

Homemade Raising Cane’s sauce over grocery store rolls

Posted 16th Dec 2025u/VIDCAs17

Can it be pretty AND an abomination?

Posted 14th Dec 2025u/SushiMelanie

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