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A robust, lightly moderated listserv dedicated to Caroline Calloway. Pale Fire for the internet age.

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Her parting advice is “don’t be like me” and I want to tell her that most people are literally incapable of being like her.

Posted 15th May 2026u/DitaVonSleaze

All she has left is her attempts to be shocking

Posted 15th May 2026u/lurking415

will just leave this here…

Posted 13th May 2026u/fairiesmidwife

I assumed this was the BF?

Posted 13th May 2026u/Born-Anybody3244

i'm happy for u tho, or sorry that happened

Posted 12th May 2026u/nubleu

Posted 10th May 2026u/reverselina

I feel bad for anyone she ends up renting from. I doubt she will pay her rent or clean anything.

Posted 10th May 2026u/DitaVonSleaze

I need to know more

Posted 19th Apr 2026u/chknprm

Co-Star Knows What’s Up

Posted 2nd Apr 2026u/ohhi_doggy

Posted 21st Mar 2026u/jennywindow292

Posted 28th Feb 2026u/nubleu

Peas in a pod 🫛

Posted 26th Feb 2026u/nubleu

Pay your respects to the Tableaux and eat your next salad on the floor

Posted 26th Feb 2026u/snakeleaves

misc throwback 2

Posted 25th Feb 2026u/snakeleaves

Posted 25th Feb 2026u/snakeleaves

You heard it here first...?!

Posted 14th Feb 2026u/nubleu

Scammer: the Director's Cut

Posted 6th Feb 2026u/nubleu

Did this make anyone else feel SICK?

Posted 6th Feb 2026u/jennywindow292

How many people are still begging for their copies in the Instagram comments?

Posted 2nd Feb 2026u/Little_Journalist546

This popped up in my memories and I just had to share

Posted 27th Jan 2026u/Not_today_nibs

What is this interaction 😭

Posted 21st Jan 2026u/nubleu

Only just realised what she's titled the audiobook 🫠

Posted 3rd Jan 2026u/nubleu

Do as I say, not as I do!

Posted 26th Dec 2025u/jennywindow292

Scameos back for the holidays 🎄

Posted 21st Dec 2025u/nubleu

She has at least ten sauna hats

Posted 18th Dec 2025u/nubleu

Back on Cameo in her circus tent.

Posted 17th Dec 2025u/nubleu

Choose your sleep paralysis demon

Posted 15th Dec 2025u/nubleu

Mitchell Jackson fka Sunderland spotted again (because untalented hacks of a feather flock together):

Posted 2nd Dec 2025u/hallowbuttplug

Just a smol arm.. I guess…🥴

Posted 29th Nov 2025u/thumbsdown_

drawing around the lips doesn't make them look any better

Posted 29th Nov 2025u/nubleu

The way I screamed tho

Posted 15th Nov 2025u/IWrestleSausages

Huge day for insufferable girls everywhere!

Posted 8th Nov 2025u/nubleu

Posted 29th Oct 2025u/nubleu

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