/r/SiriFail

Collecting examples of when Siri — the "personal assistant" by Apple — fails to work as intended (which is so frequently, we created a subreddit for it). The results are both hilarious and depressing.

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I couldn’t remember what model iPhone I own, good thing Siri is here to help

Posted 9th May 2026u/VinceTheVibeGuy

I want to know how much a sledgehammer weighs...

Posted 6th May 2026u/scenovhe

I actually asked this last year getting this on my Facebook (and no I’m not 83) throwback thingy

Posted 27th Apr 2026u/Lofiesdaterrarian

The interconnectedness of all things

Posted 24th Apr 2026u/posthamster

So Siri can’t even do math now? Why the regression?🤦🏽‍♀️

Posted 22nd Apr 2026u/TwasWhatItTwas

Summer does NOT start in December

Posted 11th Apr 2026u/Internal-Bug6015

I don’t see 😡 in your contacts

Posted 7th Apr 2026u/itsdrewmiller

so what can you help with..

Posted 31st Mar 2026u/Ok_Ladder_1419

Posted 8th Mar 2026u/Careful_Option_8780

There are only around 1078 to 1082 atoms in the universe according to Siri

Posted 8th Mar 2026u/NaturalLengthiness46

Literally every time you ask Siri something…

Posted 1st Mar 2026u/Opposite_Classic8029

How can Siri possibly be this stupid?

Posted 25th Feb 2026u/Opposite_Classic8029

"What are my afternoon appointments?" was apparently too much for Siri.

Posted 24th Feb 2026u/reddilator

I don’t think I can get mangoes at a clothing store

Posted 22nd Feb 2026u/Parithii

😂😂😂 Some jokes just write themselves

Posted 18th Feb 2026u/crtc47

I just want an 18 minute timer, SIRI!

Posted 18th Feb 2026u/Agitated_Mess3117

Posted 16th Feb 2026u/thepudisgood

This movie is WAY older than I thought.

Posted 7th Feb 2026u/reddilator

Install the App Store on the App Store

Posted 6th Feb 2026u/Ylian021521

The ceremony was today. Unbelievably stupid.

Posted 6th Feb 2026u/userlivewire

What year is it?

Posted 6th Feb 2026u/Pete33812

Olympics? What Olympics?

Posted 6th Feb 2026u/TokyoJimu

Siri got no chill

Posted 20th Jan 2026u/Last-Perception-7937

Many employees at Apple have been leaving one after another, this raises the question of whether something is seriously wrong or if it’s simply pressure from Apple’s push to compete in the AI race

Posted 18th Dec 2025u/spillingsometea1

Siri, what is the best phone?

Posted 4th Dec 2025u/Xenc

Works for iron, gold, platinum and other metals, but when it comes to silver…

Posted 24th Nov 2025u/FlixFlix

Posted 6th Nov 2025u/apradha

It’s on.... but it’s off.

Posted 23rd Oct 2025u/maiconreemp

cant tell the time ffs

Posted 20th Oct 2025u/ZewWeeMama

Not Quite, Siri

Posted 9th Oct 2025u/TokyoJimu

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