FuckYourBicycle

/r/FuckYourBicycle where we hate everything about bicycling. Bike lanes? We hate them. Videos of bicyclists breaking the law? Yep we have that too. Want to just shill cars? You can do that as well.

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Posted 5th Apr 2026u/Ambitious_Jelly8783

Cyclist takes his front wheel out for tacos & gets his tooth knocked out

Posted 25th Feb 2026u/flippinsweetdude

City makes it clear that they don't have space for any dumb bikes.

Posted 10th Jan 2026u/flippinsweetdude

Philippines doing bike lanes right

Posted 6th Oct 2025u/Dinsdale_P

Two blind cyclists try to kiss each other mid ride

Posted 25th Sep 2025u/flippinsweetdude

Morons don’t need brakes

Posted 22nd Sep 2025u/Ambitious_Jelly8783

Blind cycles breaks his bike

Posted 20th Sep 2025u/flippinsweetdude

Seems about right...

Posted 14th Sep 2025u/flippinsweetdude

How to treat a bicycle properly...

Posted 7th Sep 2025u/flippinsweetdude

Cyclist learns he should just stay home....

Posted 27th Aug 2025u/flippinsweetdude

Cyclist learns about physics the hard way...

Posted 25th Aug 2025u/flippinsweetdude

Parent of the year records daughter using her bike ( and helmet ) properly

Posted 22nd Aug 2025u/flippinsweetdude

A young man cries uncontrollably when given a stupid bike. Random strangers need to console him for the poor gift.

Posted 22nd Aug 2025u/flippinsweetdude

Cyclist tastes the wall

Posted 21st Aug 2025u/flippinsweetdude

Even the trees despise them

Posted 1st Aug 2025u/Dinsdale_P

Post office even hates cyclists

Posted 4th Dec 2024u/flippinsweetdude

Cyclist does not own a car nor the road

Posted 28th Sep 2024u/flippinsweetdude

Even God wants to kill every cyclist

Posted 29th Aug 2024u/flippinsweetdude

Cyclists with victim mentality destroying cars as they ride

Posted 21st Jan 2024u/curtisbrownturtis

Cyclist on wrong side of the road crashes into pedestrian instead of braking.

Posted 18th Jan 2024u/Ambitious_Jelly8783

Posted 23rd Dec 2023u/iAmNotTicklish22

Even though the cyclist is on the sidewalk, where he belongs, he still is somehow at fault.

Posted 23rd Dec 2023u/flippinsweetdude

Visible obstacles, the bane of c*clists everywhere.

Posted 24th Nov 2023u/Dinsdale_P

Nice day for a short flight

Posted 10th Nov 2023u/Dinsdale_P

Red lights have no power I am on a bicycle

Posted 7th Nov 2023u/KerbalEnginner

Notice the biker that isn’t in the middle of the road doesn’t get hit?

Posted 7th Nov 2023u/curtisbrownturtis

Driver has hatred for all types of bikers

Posted 28th Oct 2023u/curtisbrownturtis

Biker gets dealt with

Posted 27th Oct 2023u/curtisbrownturtis

Hazardous biking ends in karma

Posted 24th Oct 2023u/curtisbrownturtis

Bicyclists: I really care about aerodynamics. Also bicyclists:

Posted 21st Oct 2023u/MeclizineAddict

Cyclist Disregards Traffic Lights

Posted 15th Oct 2023u/curtisbrownturtis

Cycling on highway typical biker stuff

Posted 14th Oct 2023u/curtisbrownturtis

Another incredible automobile success story! Vroom vroom!

Posted 10th Oct 2023u/reercalium2

Posted 26th Sep 2023u/TheZoidberg5766

Entitled lowlives.

Posted 19th Sep 2023u/AceKairyushin

No regard for anyone’s right of way.

Posted 19th Sep 2023u/AceKairyushin

Two near collisions with children & their caretakers.

Posted 19th Sep 2023u/AceKairyushin

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